Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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