Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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