I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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