Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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