are you so shy because you have an std?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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