Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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