can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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