Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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