who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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