the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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