stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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