Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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