It's like God shit irony all over that family
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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