there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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