So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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