Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.