So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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