Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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