Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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