Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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