Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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