Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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