You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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