Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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