Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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