Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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