actually, I'm a sock model
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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