i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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