: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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