white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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