Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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