What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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