I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Randomize