What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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