Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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