Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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