Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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