You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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