How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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