So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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