I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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