Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm at about main and main street
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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