can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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