fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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