so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
