At least make sure they are 18
Why
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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