i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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