Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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