He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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