kristin has been a bad kristin
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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