you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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