she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I want to be your penis for a week.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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