Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm both gender and math confused
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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