He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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