This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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