she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
This house was built for laser tag.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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